Note to self:
1. Speed is paramount. Do not try to do extra little things.
What counts most is getting the job done quickly.
Being thural just comes off as slow, unproductive and unfocused.

2. Ask your boss what they think you should have accomplished in a day and do it.

3. Always give boss memos / lists of what you accomplished in a given day.

4. Do exactly what you are told. Never extrapolate. Never argue.

5. Do not try to fix problems by yourself. Always ask for help.

6. Act entitled be rewarded. Act without confidence, be punished.
If you don't value yourself, other people will not value you.

7. Be social.

8. Learn to act like a normal person and use eye contact more.

9. Have self discipline.
Things that are "Suggested" at work are not suggestions. They are orders.
They just legally cannot make them orders.

10. Always be at work before your boss and stay after.
It doesn't have to be much earlier or much later.
But you must do it.

11. Always get up early. Even though it sucks.
12. Excercise should always be taken to the most painful extreme till it is not physically possible to move.

13. Use stopwatch to keep track of how much you actually sleep.

Personalities.

It is easier to be honest because you don't have to remember all the lies you make...
Unless you were to take the time to craft multiple personalities.

Then all you have to remember is which personality you are around which people.
Leads to trouble when you are in mixed company though.

Starbucks kaboom

Idea:
I want to take one of the starbucks coffee liners and put a shader bike valve thingy into it and blow it up with air and make it pop.

I am speaking of the metallic liners that are inside those boxes of coffee you buy.

Or... Use dry ice in the or vinegar and baking soda. Whatever gets the job done.